What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
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