One is not born a woman, one becomes one. Simone DeBeauvoir
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. Marie Corelli
Behind every successful woman is a cleaner and a nanny. -- Unknown
Source: http://www.c-boom.com/women_humor.htm
How true!
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