A man recently turned 65 and did a comprehensive medical examination. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, he asked the doctor, "Do you think I will live to be 80?"
The doctor asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
"Oh no,"he said.
The doctor asked "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"
"No, I usually stay home and keep to myself," he said.
The doctor asked"Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
"No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!", he said.
The doctor asked "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"Oh no,"he said.
The doctor asked "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"
"No, I usually stay home and keep to myself," he said.
The doctor asked"Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
"No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!", he said.
The doctor asked "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," he said.
The doctor looked at him and said, "Then why do you care?"
The doctor looked at him and said, "Then why do you care?"
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