School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.- Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
- Marriage: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”
- Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
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Our Father's 100th Birthday celebration on 24 July 2011
I am 100 today!
Some happy memories 15.7.2007
Sister Wan Lan in her splendorous Kebaya nyonya
Zuraida, my Secretary who was with me for 6 years when I was still working in the Government, accompanied by her son
My sister Wan Lan on the extreme left standing with me and my closest friends of several decades (Meilina to my left, Esah sitting left and Norhayati sitting right)
Tan Sri Arshad and Tan Sri Shahrizaila arriving for the reception
Brother-inlaw Ching
Nephew Meng, his girlfriend Jane, Sister Wan Lan and good friend Ivy helping out with guest registration
Offering tea to grandfather Woon Sang Chew, as a mark of love and respect
My good friends Prof Noor Hadjar from UiTM and Hearry from MAS
The entrance to the hall
me in the middle and cousin in law Anita Woon
Fedelia and her best friends, Yin Lee and Amalia, the three pretty flower girls
Daughter Fedelia in a pensive mood
The main Table
The pelamin
Whimsical flower girl niece Sara
Nephew Meng and girlfriend Jane
Good friend Wan Zawiah's daughter Nadia contributing a song
My three children L-R: Second son Farouk, only daughter and youngest Fedelia and elder son Feris
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